FAQ

What does EATTHERICH mean?
ETR means anything and it means everything. You take from it what you want, and by wearing a shirt you’re saying that you actually care about the world and everyone that makes it so beautiful. Good question.
I've been working out a lot and I'm scared that my biceps are just too freaking big for a standard issue t-shirt? Can ETR help?
First off we’d like to thank you for the question. Secondly, we’d like to thank you for being a big unit. We salute buff measures, and for that reason our shirts are manufactured with you in mind. The sleeve hems are double stitched so that you can confidently flex in public without the constant risk of your shirt flying off. EATTHERICH clothing isn’t disposable; if you want to wear a shirt a couple of times then bin it why don’t you get down to H&...
Who are the models? Do they have a myspace!?
They do have a myspace but I’m not sure we should post it up in case they gain a following of e-creeps. The guys are Darryl & Craig who run the company. The girls are bloody hot aren’t they? The dark hair is Jo, the light hair is Sally. Go find them, good luck and godspeed.
What is a sweatshop?
A sweatshop is a factory or premises where individuals of massively varying ages are employed (exploited is far more accurate) for very little wage, often doing ‘piece work’ (being paid pennies per t-shirt made) for long periods of time. They are treated like no human should ever be, and often have no worker’s rights, no access to medical facilities and the constant worry of losing their job if they don’t hit a specific quota. Sweatshops exercise absolute disregard for human rights and care not for those who are left hungry and tired at the end of a back-breaking day.

EDIT: ETR uses no such thing. Our shirts are made in a factory where all workers are treated completely fairly. They are paid a living wage and receive holiday pay, medical care and job satisfaction. We’re proud of where our tees are made.

I'm not a vegetarian but I like your designs, is that ok?
Of course! It doesn’t really matter to us as long as you are open-minded. ETR is just an outlet for your voice and your ideas. You should try vegetarianism though, it rules and means you won’t be a fat idiot. We’re joking, but seriously, meatsucks.
What are the chest measurements of the t-shirts?
GUYS:

XS – 36”
S – 39”
M – 41”

GIRLS:

S - M -
My mum says ETR is draconian, and that when you gain a big enough following you are going to revolt? Please could you debunk this rumour so I can get a MEATSUCKS tanktop for christmas?
We’d love to debunk your rumour but unfortunately there is a little truth in it. Once we’ve sold 100,000 shirts we’re going to ask for them all back and employ our customers to sew them together, then we’re going to take this super-blanket and drape it over the white house. You see, not even a mother can oppose that… Only kidding, we’ll never revolt, but if we do you’ll be the first in our squad.
I'm 13 and I've recently noticed my shoulders broadening and found hair in really weird places. What's happening to me?
Umm. Is it entirely possible that you’re mistaking us for a teen anxiety website? We can’t really help except to say grab a shirt and things will pan out alright, they always do, you spotty bastard.
My boyfriend says I shouldn't wear the MEATSUCKS tank on nights out, have you ever had any problems with the slogan in public?
What an absolute dick. Get him dumped and we’ll bring you out up north, where that slogan actually gets you free drinks, rides home and a bed to sleep in. Not really, but that sums up the oppressive society we live in, where we can’t wear a shirt making a statement we believe in without getting a free bottling. Wear the shirt and be proud baby. Don’t dump your boy though, talk to him and ask him why he feels that way.

That MEATSUCKS shirt has never had a negative response as long as we’ve worn it, in fact it constantly gets a brilliant reception from pretty much everyone. We love it.

Do you have a website?
Yes we do and we’re wondering how you made it to the store without going through our page? Myspace probably. Yeah, it’s www.eattherich.co.uk
What forms of payment do you accept?

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Do I need a PayPal account to purchase from this store?

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